comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies
i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car
Tumblr: gateway to great literature.
favorite character meme: seven scenes.
1. Rory, I’m not trying to be rude… but you died.
Sometimes I wish I could say the words.
Wish I knew how to let you in.
How to hurt you back.
How to make you stay.
How to say goodbye...
For Noelle ♥
seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)
who has ever thought this ever
Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach
don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.
Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.
Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.
youre gonna look so goddamn cool
Dean&Sam: *see Cas walk in*
Dean: *Jaw literally drops*
Sam: *doing bitchface #”Oh my god admit your fucking feelings”.
Dean: Well HI, uh, hello, uh… Hi. Hello.
Cas: *is generally confused*
Cas: *Walks away*
Sam: What’s wrong with you
Dean: Sorry, I just, I know Cas;s vessel from when we were younger.
Sam: *intrigued* Really? Who is it?
Dean:…. Her name is Rhonda Hurley…